I Would Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss T-Shirt

Let your existential cottagecore dreams shine with this design featuring a briefcase-toting business cat surrendering to the slow, peaceful pull of moss and mushrooms. Whether you're escaping the grind or just vibing with your inner feral forest spirit, this tee says it all—no meeting invites required.

⭐️ The T-Shirt sizes might be a little larger than your usual size. Please check out the size chart below to find your perfect fit. Want an oversized look? Pick a size larger than you normally would. For a snug fit, go a size down.

Product Care Instructions ⬇️
Wash item inside out in cold water, do not bleach, do not dry clean, do not iron directly on the design. Tumble dry on low.

⭐️ This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide